scientifrick: methtacular: scientifrick: "i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet" "okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet” lizards are creepy kylee (Source: skeletifrick, via joshpeck)

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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(Source: skeletifrick, via joshpeck)

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus
notenoughsockmonkeys: So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this: I can take photos like this: (via thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

breadmaakesyoufat: breadmaakesyoufat: one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch. stay home from school. save your own life. (via steampunkpikachu)

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

(via steampunkpikachu)

soap-fetish: If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face (via thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

(via thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like  "heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell" how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors (via andrewquo)

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via andrewquo)

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.
fabuliciousfangirl:

my halloween costume slays